15 August 2009, 7:07 pm
A day in the life of an average Joe. Morning starts with the sounds of the Sony alarm clock. The smell of Folgers coffee in the kitchen helps get you up and about. A hot shower awaits thanks to the new Delta Turbo faucet and Irish Spring soap you feel fresh and clean. A quick look of the Phillips flat screen t.v. and you see Jimmie Johnson will be at your local Lowe's on Saturday. But you know it's just Wednesday but your fine because that means "all you can eat" Buffalo Wild Wings night. Kellogg's Frosted Flakes litter the floor but your out the door to your fuel efficient Volvo for drive time. A quick smile to your neighbor's wife because Ann Taylor fits her much better than your wife. The Jenny Craig meals have not taken effect for her just yet. As you cruise down the highway you know your just one middle finger away from work. See you know the meaning of yield but the Buick Le Sabre in front of you does not. For the next eight hours your a "Just Do It" kind of guy Tiger Woods has nothing on you. And thanks to those new Ping golf clubs and Tommy Bahama outfit you might have a leg up on him. Five O'clock drive time and the Bee Gee's Night Fever lets you know they don't call it hump day for nothing. And as you pull the Ralph Lauren comforter over your head you know Tylenol PM's are a gift from God that signs you out so you can start another glorious day in the life of you an average Joe...:-)
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